(RC9GN) Randy x Rival!Ninja!Reader

(RC9GN) Randy x Rival!Ninja!Reader

A/N: (F/N) or (Y/N) = your first name and (F/C) = your favorite color. Oh yeah, the pink gas in the middle of the story is a love potion. Viceroy put a love potion in his robot because love would make the Ninja more vulnerable since he wouldn't be able to focus on anything but his crush. XD Don't worry, you'll know what I'm talking about later.
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Randy. Randy Cunningham. That was the name that came to mind whenever you were around your best friend, Theresa Fowler. Mostly because she admitted to having a crush on him. Even though you moved to Norrisville about 2 months ago, Theresa and Debbie Kang already treated you as if they’ve known you forever. That’s probably because you shared so many traits with them. In those months, you grew very fond of your new friends. They even told you their secrets. You told them yours as well. But none of their secrets matched up to yours. Sure, Theresa admitted to having a crush on Randy Cunningham, and Debbie admitted to still sleep with a nightlight and her Mexican Death Bear plushy, but your secret was even bigger than both of theirs combined. Each of them completely shocked when you told them your biggest secret. You told were a Ninja. At first, they didn’t believe it, but when you put the mask on, they stared at you like you like you were a celebrity. Debbie Kang wanted to tell the whole school, but you said that if she tells anyone, you were going to tell everyone her secret. From then on, she shut up about you being the Ninja.
On your first day of school, a monster burst through the walls of the school. You were surprised, since you thought your old school  was the only place with monsters in it. So you put your mask on and suited up. Black and (F/C) lines of fabric quickly wrapped around you as you sprinted toward the monster, only to find another Ninja already at the scene. The first thing you noticed is that his suit looked exactly like yours. The only difference was that his suit had red markings instead of (F/C). Even though the other Ninja looked like he was doing fine on his own, you decided to give him a hand. However, at the end of the battle, the other Ninja was anything but grateful.
“Thanks, but I could have handled that myself, ya know.”, he said.
You stared at him as you felt a small bit of anger and confusion. Why didn’t he appreciate your help? Instead of getting mad, you did the sensible thing and talked to him calmly.
“I know.”, you replied. “I just wanted you help you out.”
You hoped that was enough for him to at least say “thank you”. But you were wrong.
“Uh, yeah, don’t take this the wrong way, but I don’t really like people stealing my spotlight.”, he said crossing his arms.
You frowned underneath your mask.
”Is he trying to start and argument?”, you thought to yourself.
“Well, is really that bad that I just wanted to help out?”, you asked, trying not to get mad at him.
He looked that you.
“Yeah, it kinda is. Remember what happened with Lucious O'Thunderpunch? That didn’t really end well for him.”, he said looking at you dead in the eye.
You were puzzled. And angry too. This other Ninja was really starting to get on your nerves.
“Uh...no? Who are you talking about? This is literally my first day at this school and you’re already making me hate it.”, you replied in a cold tone. You were getting really tired of this and really wanted to show him a piece of your mind.
The other Ninja shrugged.
“Hey, it’s not my fault you busted in my battle.”
You could take it anymore. You raised your voice in frustration.
“I just wanted to help! Why the juice can’t you say a simple ‘thank you”?!”, you practically yelled.
“Because I’m not the one that tried to tried to steal your thunder!”
“THAT’S NOT WHAT I WAS TRYING TO DO!”, you screeched in anger.
He glared at you.
“Yeah it was! Don’t lie to me!”, he replied with the same tone of anger.
“No!”
“Yes!”
“No!”
“Yes!”
You had enough of this guy and you were just about ready to punch him in the face. Your hand already curled up into a fist. But you knew you would be in so much trouble if that ever happened.
“You know what? I’m done!”, you said, walking away so that you wouldn't have to deal with him any longer. Your eyes were blazing with fury and frustration and you didn’t want to be around that other Ninja for another second.
“Oh, so you’re walking away now? You’re just gonna walk away? Fine! I will too!”, you heard the other Ninja say behind you.
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Randy made his way back to science class, mumbling under his breath.
“Stupid other Ninja. Thinking she can steal my spotlight. I’ve been the Ninja of Norrisville waaaaaaaaaaaay longer than she has. These people love me!”
A faint, red glow interrupted his thoughts. He sighed, knowing the Nomicon wanted to do something with him.
“Make it quick Nomicon. The teacher's gonna kill me if I'm late to class.”, he said before shloomping into the book.
“Alright, what do you got for me Nomicool?”, he asked.
Once in the Nomicon, Randy saw two doodled ninjas in front of two separate crowds. He watched as one of the ninjas walked over to a crowd and glared at them. Then he started to hiss at the mass of people. Suddenly, all the of people became angry and pummeled the ninja. Confused, Randy looked to the other side. The other ninja was walking to the other crowd. But instead of glaring and hissing, he smiled and opened his arms. Everyone in this crowd returned the smile and ran into the ninja’s arms. The ninja looked as if he was laughing and hugged everyone. As he was hugging everyone, words appeared above his head. Randy looked at them and read them out loud.
“Love conquers all, while hate conquers none.”
As always, Randy was puzzled by the Nomicon’s advice. He blinked. The Nomicon sure knew how to push the thematics. He thought about what it said  and tried to figure it out.
“Alright, alright, this is a toughie. So...you want me to love the people of Norrisvile...while I hate the other Ninja! BOOM! Got it Nomicon!”, he exclaimed, pleased with himself for figuring out the teaching. However, the two doodled Ninjas looked at him and gave him a facepalm. Randy decided to ignore this, considering he thought he got the lesson right.
“Mmhm, right ok. Well, good to know! I’m definitely gonna show that other Ninja that I’m the one in charge around here! So...can I do that? Like, now?”, he said before shloomping out of the book. He woke up, his limbs crumpled in awkward angles around him. He stood up, dusted himself off, and headed straight to class. He needed to tell Howard about his other Ninja. A feeling of hate came over him as he thought of her. He knew this was going to be the start of a new rivalry.

~Ninja time skip!~

It’s been two months since your first day. Even though you bickered with the other Ninja, you had to admit he wasn’t as bad as you thought. He was actually a pretty good fighter. He even seemed to be a nice guy at the times he was ignoring you. Even so, he was still annoying to work with and most of the time, you were ready to pummel him. He almost made you not want to be the Ninja anymore. But despite your rivalry you secretly thought he looked kinda...cute. But you decided to ignore that feeling. After all, you hated his guts!
That is, until today…
It seemed to be a regular day for you. Another one of McFist’s robots was sent to destroy you and the other Ninja. Everyone was screaming and panicking. You knew it was perfect time to put your mask on. Ducking under a broken table, you transformed into a Ninja. Then you quickly smokebombed in front of the robots. Looked like McFist sent a bunch of those weird robot lizards. You got out a sword, and took a fighting stance.
”This should be easy.”, you thought, since you have beaten them many times before.
Suddenly, a puff of red smoke appeared around you.
“Somkebomb!”, a familiar voice said.
You let out a groan of annoyance. You knew who that voice belonged too, and you didn’t want him anywhere near you.
”Great, it’s him again.”
You sighed and and ran after a line of robo-lizards sticking to the side of a wall. It was a good thing their backs were towards you. As you ran next to them, you stuck your sword out, cutting them in half. Then you quickly turned around. A lizard was coming right toward you. You thought fast and threw out a few Ninja Rings just as it jumped out and tried to attack you. You then did a backflip to avoid getting hit. It clambered towards you, once you land, making one last malfunctioning attempt to assault you and in doing so blindsides another bot which you didn’t even know was in its path. You took a little hop back and watch the madness unfurl as one clumsily runs into the other and whacks it with its tail- an attack that was no doubt meant for you- and the other robot glitches into full view as well. They seemed to get weaker by the second. It made you wonder if the robots were even trying anymore. You stopped paying attention to the robo-lizards and looked in the distance to see the other Ninja slicing up the rest rest of the robots. You cringed in irritation as he called out his attacks. You thought that was a stupid thing to do because then his enemies would know what he was going to do before he did it. You tried not to pay attention, but it was bothering you so much, so you decided to call him out on it.
“Would you stop calling stuff out like that? It’s really annoying.”, you called at him. He turned and glared at you.
“Hey, I let you do what you want! Let me do whatever the juice I want!”
You rolled your eyes. Of course, he had to go and argue back. However, you weren’t in the mood for an argument, so you crossed your arms and kept your mouth shut. The other Ninja turned around and sliced a robo-lizard’s head off. Now there was only one robot left.
“Okay listen,” he called out, rolling his shoulders and bouncing on his toes like a boxer preparing for a fight. “You’ve just watched your two friends get pummeled. It’s embarrassing; I understand.  I won’t tell anyone if you just wanna, y'know, call it quits. Let’s just do that and I to-otally won’t slice you into a million piec-”
Before he could say anything else, you watched as he got hit. He flew backwards and crashed into a wall, face first. However, he didn’t really seem affected by this. You watched as he turned around and rubbed his head from the impact.
“Alright then. I guess we’re doin this the hard way!”, he said getting back into a fighting stance. The robo-lizard was running right at him, ready to pounce.
But just as it was about to spring up at him, it stopped.
Literally, dead in it’s tracks.
It wasn’t moving moving at all. It was just sitting there, facing the other Ninja.
You were very confused. You’ve never seen a robot do this before. Every robot you’ve fought just...sorta...attacked. Hesitantly, you got out your sword again, just in case it decided to start up. Looking at the other Ninja, you noticed that he was just as perplexed as you were.
“H-huh?”, he asked, taking a step forward, gripping his sword tightly. The robot simply stared at him, unblinking.
“So...we gonna do this or…?”
Suddenly, the robo-lizard opened it’s mouth and sprayed a pink gas all around him. Startled, the other Ninja jumped back, waving his arms in the air to try and blow that stuff away.
“Aw, shnasty!”, he complained, coughing as soon as he said that.
You then ran up to the robo-lizard and drove your sword through it's neck, chopping it's head off. You had no idea what that strange pink stuff was and you didn't want to find out.
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After the other Ninja destroyed the last robo-lizard, Randy looked up at the other Ninja and muttered an ungrateful "thanks". She rolled her eyes in response. Suddenly, he felt a weird feeling stir inside him. For the first time, he took a good, long look at her and noticed something.
"What the juice? Did she always look this nice?"
He blinked repeatedly, just to make sure there wasn't anything in his eyes that was wonkin up his vision. Thankfully, there was nothing there. Just as he was starting to ignore the feeling, more strange sensations came. As he stared at her, he felt his heartbeat speed up. Not to mention his face felt as hot as the sun. His breath started to come in short pants, as he felt nervous. He gasped, in a failed attempt to breathe normally and settle down. H'oh boy, this wasn't good.
The other Ninja gave him a what-the-juice-is-wrong-with-you kind of look.
“So...it’s been fun staring at each other like a couple of schoobs. I’m just gonna smokebomb now…”, she said, raising her hand to throw down the smokebomb. Just as she was about drop it, Randy stopped her by grabbing her arm. His action took him by surprise. It wasn’t like he told his arm what to do. Something inside him just didn’t want her to go. In fact, he felt like he wanted to be with her forever.
She then sighed in irritation and looked back at him.
“What do you want?”, she asked in a cold, bored tone. She clearly didn’t want to be around him for another second.
Randy opened his mouth to reply, but quickly shut it, realizing he had no idea how to respond to her.
”Yeah, what do I want? Why am I acting so honkin weird?”
He slowly let go of her arm. At that moment he realized his hands were shaking. Why was he so nervous? This never happened before! He took a deep breath and looked down at ground, trying to respond to her question.
“Uh, I just-uh...I...I mean...I don’t...what's...um…”
He felt sweat drip down his face as he tried to think of what to sa. He felt himself get hotter than he already was. If this kept up, he swore he would burst into flames. He felt his knees buckle and his legs start to shake. Even standing became a difficult task. The fact that he was a stuttering mess didn't help either. The other Ninja was staring at him and frowning, and even that was affecting him more than it usually did. Everything she was doing was affecting him and even though she was essentially just standing there, it was driving him to the brink of insanity.
He didn't know why.
It needed to stop.
Then other Ninja glared at him.
"Well, if you're not gonna say anything, then see ya later!", she said before disappearing in a puff of (F/C) smoke.
Randy looked at the spot where she stood and wished he said something normal. He held his head in embarrassment. Well, at least it was over now. Closing his eyes, he began to think. For some reason, he found himself thinking about the other Ninja. Sighing, he pictured that moment when he held her arm in order to stop her from smokebombing away. It was just now that he realized how warm and soft she felt. He pictured himself rubbing the rest of her arm, wondering how epicly bruce that might have felt against his hand. But it wasn't only her arm he wanted to touch. He wanted to touch her everywhere. He wanted to hear her moan, see her blush, hear her say his name with desire. He wanted to taste her too, her lips pressed against his. He bit his lip, trying to stop himself from smiling as he thought about her.
Suddenly he snapped his eyes open, bringing him back to reality. He just realized how disturbing his thoughts were.
"Was...was I thinking about making out with one of my enemies?!"
He was shocked about what he was just thinking. He was even more shocked about why he didn't consider that to be completely shnasty. In fact, instead of thinking it was gross, he actually enjoyed thinking about her like that. He wanted to think about her all day, but it felt so wrong. After all, he hated her, or so he thought. Randy shook his head, trying to clear out any dirty thoughts about her. However, this didn't work because she wouldn’t leave his head. In frustration, he went over to a wall and repeatedly banged his head against it.
"Stupid. Other. Ninja! Get. Out. Of. My. Head!", he said.
As he was banging his head against the wall, he felt a familiar buzzing, indicating that the Nomicon wanted to tell him something. This was one of the few times Randy actually wanted to go into the Nomicon. Hopefully, it would help him stop thinking about the other Ninja.
"Thank cheese Nomicon! I could really use a little help here!", he said before shloomping into the book.
Once inside, Randy told the Nomicon about what was happening to him.
"Uh, you know how I said that I hated that other Ninja? Heh, well, I think I might have jumped the gun a little. Maybe. I mean, I hate her and all, but I can't stop thinking about her! What the juice is wrong with me?", he asked.
In response, a cloud floated down next to him. On it were the words, "Love conquers all, while hate conquers none."
Randy looked at it. How was that suppose to help him?
"Right...which is what you said last time. And the day before that. You know, I think you've been saying this for the past two months now! Why can't you just tell me what it means?", he asked in irritation.
The cloud glowed an angry red as if to say, "Figure it out yourself!"
He groaned in annoyance.
"Fine, I'll figure it out. You don't have to get mad about it!", he grumbled.
Then the cloud pushed him off the edge of the cliff, causing him to shloomp out if the book.
Once he was out, he stood up, and put the Nomicon back in his Ninja suit.
“Well, that didn't help.”
If the Nomicon couldn't help, then who could? His best friend came across him mind. Mabey Howard could help him.
"Smokebomb!", he said before throwing down a smokebomb and disappearing in a cloud of red smoke. He needed to tell Howard about this.

~Another time skip brought to you by Mcfist Industries!~

"So, let me get this straight, you're telling me you like her?"
Randy looked at Howard.
"Well, I wouldn't say 'like her'. She's still my enemy you know."
Howard looked at his best friend.
"If she's your enemy, why are you blushing?"
Randy started to feel warm and nervous again. He didn't realize he was blushing.
"Heh, blushing? Pfffffffft! Nah, that's just...uh...you know..."
"Admit it Cunningham. You like her, don't you?", Howard said, nudging him.
Randy didn't want to admit that. The other Ninja and him bickered back and forth everyday! He couldn't possibly have a crush on her! Could he...?
"Whaaaaaat? No I don't!", he said, trying to sound authentic, even though he sucked at lying.
Howard obviously wasn't convinced. He then noticed that his friend was practically burning up.
"Cunningham, right now your face is redder than my cousin Barney’s prized beets! And you know how red those things can get!”
Randy nervously laughed as he thought about the other Ninja.
"H-hey, don’t worry about me, I'm fine! N-never been better!"
Howard stopped at the cafeteria and rolled his eyes at him.
"Look, I don't know about you, but I'm in the mood for some food. Feel free to join me after you’re done flippin your cheese!”, he said mockingly.
“H-Howard, wait! Please bro, you gotta help me deal with this!”, Randy begged.
Despite his pleads, Howard kept walking toward the lunch line, pretending not to hear him. Randy then walked away, knowing that calling for his friend wouldn’t be of any use. He closed his eyes and held his face in his hands, trying to think of what to do next. Unexpectedly, the other Ninja came into his mind.
”No, no nononono! Stop thinking about her! I don’t like her like that!”, he averred to himself.
Doubt came to him as he thought that. What if he did like her after all? That would explain why he was acting so awkward. Not to mention his weird fantasies about her.
”Ok, just cuz I think about her like that doesn’t mean that I like her! Or...do I? Uh-nevermind.”
He didn’t want to like her. They were suppose to be rivals! Yet, he could help but smile whenever he thought of her. He facepalmed himself, trying to get rid of any thoughts about her. He then went to join Howard at the lunch table, hoping to forget about the other by talking to his friend.
“Hey, Howard! Save a seat for me!”
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“...and that’s when I decided to smokebomb!”, you explained to Theresa and Debbie. You were talking about how weird the other Ninja was acting today.
Theresa giggled a bit.
“I think he likes you.”, she said, smiling.
You looked at her like she grew another head. Why the juice would she think that?! She knew you hated him, and he hated you as well. It’s not like he would just randomly decide to like you.
“What the juice, Theresa? That’s shnasty!”, you said, cringing at the thought of the other Ninja.
She still smugly smiled at you.
“(F/N), come on. You told us he was blushing, stuttering, and shaking. Doesn’t that sound like he likes you?”
It was true. That did sound like he liked you. But just because it sounded that way, doesn’t mean he actually did.
You rolled your eyes at her.
“Oh please. You know he hates me. Maybe he was just mad at me. He’s always mad at me.”
Debbie smirked.
“Sure (F/N), I’m sure he was just mad at you.”, she said sarcastically.
You were surprised she said this. Debbie didn’t really care about relationships. Well, not those kinds of relationships. She still cared about her connection with her friends.
“Debbie? Not you too!”, you exclaimed.
“Hey, you’re the one who brought him up.”, she said.
She then looked like she was thinking about something.
“You know, that got me thinking. You bring up the other Ninja a lot. Like, you talk about him more than anything else.”
You looked at her.
“Yeah? So?”, you asked,  wondering where she was going with this.
The she smiled. She figured something out.
“You do like him don’t you?”
You stiffened in shock.
“Ew, no! What the juice Debbie? I just said I didn’t like him! I hate him! I hate him so much!”, you said, trying to convince them.
Debbie shared a smile with Theresa.
“Yeah, sure (Y/N). You can deny it all you want, but that doesn’t change the fact that you like him.”, Debbie said.
Theresa giggled a bit.
“I think you two look cute together.”, she said.
You were starting to get aggravated.
“Lay off guys! How many times to I have to tell you that I DON’T LIKE HIM?!”, you practically yelled.
Debbie looked at you, not convinced.
“Then why is your face red?”
In an instant, you hand was on your face. You didn’t realize that you were blushing until now. Surprised and embarrassed, you looked away. Even though you suddenly became nervous, you tried to hide it by being angry.
“My face is red because I’m mad!”, you said, trying to sound convincing.
Theresa smiled.
“Sure, (Y/N).”, she said, nonchalantly.
You sighed annoyance.
“Can we talk about something else? I swear, I’m gonna get a headache just by thinking about the other Ninja!”, you said, becoming a bit uncomfortable as your face reddened.
The truth is, ever since you met the other Ninja, a strange feeling of adoration came over you. It wasn’t a bad feeling. In fact, you felt happy whenever you thought of him. You felt as if you could think about him all day. Even though distracting yourself with other thoughts helped for a little while, your attention always came back to the other Ninja. It was as if your mind was telling you to be with him. Excitement came over whenever a monster or a robot came to attack the school. But you could care less about the battle. You just wanted to see the other Ninja, wishing you could have him all to yourself. No matter how many times you tried to deny it, you knew that you loved the other Ninja. Despite your secret feelings for him, you still found him a bit aggravating at times. So decided you hide your feelings by getting mad at him all the time. If you didn’t like him, you would’ve pummeled him by now.
“Nope! We’re not talking about anything until you admit you like him!”, Theresa said.
You were starting to get irritated.
“No! I’m not gonna do that, ok?!”, you replied, clenching your teeth.
Then they both stopped walking. You turned to them, thinking someone had to tie their shoe or something. But they just stood there staring at you. Debbie was crossing her arms.
“(Y/N), just admit it already! You like him!”, she said coldly.
Your anger started to come to you.
“But I don’t! Why the juice can’t you get that through your thick skulls?!”, you said, fingers curling into a fist.
“Because you DO like him! Why the juice can’t YOU admit that?!”, Debbie practically yelled.
You felt yourself getting furious with them.
“I don’t like him! I said a million times now! Now shut up!”, you screamed.
glared at you.
“Hey! If you would just admit that you like him, we wouldn’t have to shut our traps!”, Theresa yelled.
You sharply turned to her. Anger blazed in your eyes.
“LOOK, I TRIED TO AVOID HAVING A FIGHT WITH YOU TWO, BUT NO! yOU JUST  HAD TO KEEP PESTERING ME ABOUT HIM! WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?! MAYBE I SHOULD STOP BEING YOUR FRIEND BEFORE YOU BOTHER ME ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE!”, you screamed.
Without thinking you pushed her to the ground.
Theresa looked up at you. Tears gathered in her eyes. The anger inside you quickly turned into regret as you saw tears stream down her face. Your eyes widened as you realized what you’ve done. You made one of your friends cry.
“Theresa...I...I’m so sorry...I didn’t mean to!”, you said trying to take back what you did.
Your voice was shaking with guilt. You felt absolutely terrible. You didn’t mean to push her. You didn’t mean to do anything. The contrition was so strong. It made you want to tear up and forget that you ever hurt her. Hoping that she would forgive you, you held your hand in front of her, indicating that you wanted to help her up. She looked at it and didn’t hesitate to smack your hand away. Then she quickly got up and buried her face into her hands, running away from you. Whimpering sounds could be heard as she ran, making you feel extra sorrowful. Debbie shot you a cold, hard glare and ran after her.
“Theresa, wait up!”, Debbie called.
You stared at them, wide-eyed with guilt and sadness.
”I...I just hurt my best friends…”

~ Omfg how many time skips are there?! This is like, the third one!~

Theresa. Debbie. Those names came to mind over and over throughout the day. You wanted to make it up to them somehow...you just didn't know how. You in that past, you relied on time to gain their forgiveness, but knew that wasn’t enough now. You felt more guilt and sorrow as you thought about them. You wished that you never yelled at them. This wouldn’t be happening if you just admitted it. Realization came to you as you thought they would never want to be your friend again.
You shut your eyes. By now, you were on the verge of crying. But you you didn’t cry. You were in school, and you didn’t want to embarrass yourself by showing everyone your tears.
“What the juice was I thinking?!”, you mentally scolded yourself.
”I need to be a responsible friend! Why couldn’t I just admitted that I like him?! If I did, Theresa and Debbie would still want to be my friends!”
You buried your face into arms in shame. Just as you did, an explosion startled you, making you fall out of your seat. Everyone ran outside their classes to see what was going on. Two monsters appeared, causing mayhem to what seemed like the whole school. In a situation like this, you would usually pull on your mask and fight. But for some odd reason, these two stanked monsters looked very familiar. You took a closer look at them and gasped in realization. You’re eyes went wide as you figured at who they were.
“Theresa?! Debbie?!”, you said.
You were, shocked even though you knew you shouldn’t be. When they ran off, you figured they were the most vulnerable to the stank.
You shook your head. You didn’t want to fight your best friends! But as a Ninja, you couldn’t let them destroy the school either.
“What do I do?”, you asked yourself, even though you clearly didn’t have an answer.
You sighed and decided that the best thing to do was confront them. They might get mad just by seeing you, but you knew you had to protect the school at all costs. It was your duty. You looked around. Thankfully everyone fled from the monsters, and no one was around to see you put your mask on. As soon as those black and (F/C) line of fabric wrapped around you, you smokebombed in front of Theresa and Debbie.
The other Ninja was already there. On the floor you saw that he sliced up Theresa’s twirling sticks and Debbie’s journal. He backed up and rubbed his head in confusion when they didn’t de-stank.
“I don’t get it. I destroyed the things they hold most dear! Why aren’t they de-stanking?”, he asked himself outloud.
You sighed. You didn’t want to tell the other Ninja what happened between you guys, but you knew you had to or they would never de-stank.
“Listen…”, you said to him.
“I know why they aren’t de-stanking. It’s because Theresa and Debbie are my friends. And we kinda...sorta...got into an argument…”, you said, cringing at the thought of you pushing Theresa on the ground.
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Randy looked at the other Ninja, wide eyed.
“Hold up! This is your fault?!”, he asked in disbelief. Ninjas were supposed to be the good guys! How did she stank them in the first place?
The other Ninja sheepishly rubbed the back  of her neck.
“Would you believe it if I said yes?”, she asked, dodging an attack from Theresa.
Debbie dove at Randy from behind, but he noticed this just in time. He dodged by flipping backwards and kicking her in the face while in the air, landing next to the other Ninja in a dramatic, heroic pose.
“Mind telling me how the juice they got stanked?”, he asked, wanting to know how to stop them.
As soon as those words left his mouth, the other Ninja’s face became a bright red. This caused his face to become red as well.
“She’s so cute when she’s embarrassed like that…”
He mentally slapped himself for thinking like that and tried to concentrate on what she was saying. But he couldn’t. He couldn’t stop staring at her. Everything about her was just so perfect. He softly sighed and smiled under his mask. If only he could touch her. Just a simple poke would mean the world to him.
Then he heard something. The sound of snapping brought him back to reality. The other Ninja’s hand was in front of his face, trying to get his attention. He blinked rapidly, waking himself up from his daydream.
“H-huh? What’d I miss?”, he asked, still slightly dazed by the other Ninja.
She glared at him.
“Did you listen to me at all?!”, she asked in a frustrated tone.
Randy suddenly became aware that he didn’t listen to a word she said. He felt nervous again. She looked like she was ready to kill him if he said anything other than "yes".
“Uh...noooo, but I was...just...uh…”, he said, trying to think of what to say as he talked.
Instead of getting mad, the other Ninja sighed.
“Great, now I’ll have to explain this all over again!”, she complained.
She then let out a groan of annoyance and started to talk. But when the first word came out of her mouth, her expression changed from a look of irritation to a look of unease.
“So...uh...this is kinda embarrassing to talk about, but the reason why Theresa and Debbie got stanked is because I’m their friend, and we had a little argument. They kept insisting that I liked you...but I kept denying it...and they both got mad at me. But, the truth is...even though I get mad at you...I still think you’re a cool person...”, she said, looking down at her feet, blushing.
She looked back up at him, her usual angry expression was back on. Except now, her whole face was red.
“After this fight is over, just pretend you heard nothing, ok?!”
Randy looked at her, surprised. She sounded like she was confessing that she liked him.
“I...I…”, he stuttered, trying to find the words to say. He wanted to say that he liked her too, but he couldn’t find it in him.
The Nomicon’s words came back.
“Love conquers all, while hate conquers none.”
After all this time, he finally realized what the Nomicon was talking about. It wasn’t telling him to hate the other Ninja. It was telling him to accept the fact that he liked her. An idea went off in his head. Randy figured out how to de- stank Theresa and Debbie. But he knew she wasn’t gonna like it.
“I think I got this! The Nomicon told me, ‘Love conquers all, while hate conquers none.’ Theresa and Debbie thought you liked me, right? Then to de-stank them, we have to do something that’ll make us look like we like each other!”, he explained, smiling in triumph.
Hopefully, the Nomicon wouldn't bother him anymore about this.
The other Ninja looked at him, surprised he figured that out. Then she looked at her stanked friends. Then back at him.
“Alright, if it means saving my friends. What do we have do?”, she asked.
The other Ninja thought for a while and looked at him. She then had an idea. You could tell she had an idea by the shine in her eyes.
“We could hug!”, she said.
He liked that idea. It wasn’t too lovey-dovey, but it might just be enough for Theresa and Debbie to de-stank.
“Fine with me.”, he said.
Then the other Ninja scowled, as if she completely forgot about all those things she said to him.
“Dude, we’re suppose to be rivals! Hugging won’t make us look like rivals!”, she reminded him.
It was true. Everyone in school thought they were enemies. But he didn’t really care about that now. He was so close to feeling his crush's body.
“You wanna de-stank your friends, don’t you?”, he asked, matter-of-a-factly.
She sighed.
“Fine. But this is for my friends only.”, she said.
Suddenly, her arms were tightly gripped around him. He looked at her, his feelings growing stronger by the second. He couldn’t help but stare at her before he hugged her back.
“Ugh, I can't believe I’m doing this.”, she mumbled from behind him.
Randy rolled his eyes in his pretend annoyance.
“Trust me, I hate this as much as you do.”, he said in a bored tone.
Even though he pretended he didn’t like the hug, his heart was pounding with affection as he wrapped his arms around her. His hands were shaking as he gripped her back and an even stronger sense of nervousness took over him. His knees started to buckle and suddenly just standing has become another problem to add onto the list as well. Whatever was happening, it was happening at a rapid pace and physically taking it’s toll on him. He was suddenly drowning in thoughts about the other Ninja, and he currently couldn’t remember a time when there was anything else to think about.  And though he guessed she was staring at him in her frustrated weariness that was common for whenever she did something he didn’t understand, Randy still couldn’t pull himself out this dizzying spiral of emotions. He felt himself getting choked up; actual tears gathered in his eyes. The other Ninja was right there and so- so perfect; so everything, and she was hugging him . He felt like he needed her. Randy never felt so desperate about anything in his life. Then he remembered. He still had to tell her he liked her. His heart pounded in his chest as he thought about what she would say.
”Just tell her!”, he thought to himself.
”You fight robots and monsters everyday! Pretty sure that way scarier than talking.”
As much as he didn't want to, he let go of the other Ninja and started to talk.
“Hey, listen...there’s something that I wanted to tell  you for a while…”, he started off.
She looked at him and blushed a darker red.
“Y-yeah?”, she asked.
He rubbed the back of his neck and noticed he was shaking. He never felt this apprehensive before. It was making the air around him hard to breathe. But he couldn’t stop now.
“I...I…”, he stuttered.
”Come on! Just spit it out! You’re a honkin Ninja, you should be able to do this!”, he mentally scolded himself.
He opened his mouth to say his feelings, even though he didn't want to.
“I...l-like you…”, he said looking away. He couldn't face her anymore.If he did, he felt like something bad would happen. He buried his face into his hands. Why couldn’t the ground just open up under him and make him disappear?
The other Ninja stared at him for what seemed like the longest time.
Then she cracked a smile. Her smile got wider by the second. She looked like she was about to cry of happiness.
“I...I like you too.”, she said, smiling widely, wiping the tears.
Randy felt his heart stop beating for a moment.
His crush liked him back.
His. Crush. Liked. Him. Back.
A storm of happiness and nervousness swirled in him. He wasn’t sure if he was about to pass out or about to explode of euphoria.
Suddenly, Theresa slammed into him, catching him off guard. He forgot that Theresa and Debbie were destroying the school. Randy quickly got up, rubbing his head from the impact. As he stood up, he glared at Theresa.
“Hey! If you didn’t notice, I was trying to have a moment!”, he complained.
Theresa roared in response and dove right at him.
Randy groaned and took a fighting stance.
“Fine, we’ll do this your way!”, he said, running up to her.
As soon as he was right next to her, he jumped up and kicked her in the face.
“Ninja face kick!”, he called out, landing next to the other Ninja.
She looked at her stanked friends, confused.
“I don’t understand. We hugged! We showed them that we like each other! Why aren’t they de-stanking?”, he heard her mutter under her breath.
The Nomicon’s words came back to him one last time.
“Love conquers all, while hate conquers none.”
Next to the words were a pair of lips.
They were pressed against each other.
Randy looked at this and blushed a dark red, staring at the lips with embarrassment. He was not ready for something like that!
The other Ninja looked at him.
“Uh...you alright?”, she asked.
Randy looked at her, unsure if he wanted to tell her what they had to do. He sighed. There was no way he could tell her. Just as he was starting to lose confidence, an idea popped into his head. He didn’t have to tell her. He could just show her.
He gulped and pulled up his mask only up to show his mouth.
She looked at him.
“W-what are you doing?”, she asked, almost as if she was scared.
He didn’t respond. Instead, he slowly pulled his mask up only to show his mouth.
"This is it. I got this!", he thought to himself.
He took a deep breath.
”3...2...1!”
As fast as he could, he grabbed the bottom the bottom of her mask and pulled it up, revealing her mouth. She looked at him, shocked and almost angry.
“Hey! What the juice are you-”
He swiftly cut her off by crashing his lips into hers, shutting his eyes tight while doing so.
Her eyes widened in surprise as the other Ninja broke the kiss a few seconds later. His face was as red as the lines on his suit.
“Sorry! Sorry! I-I just...uh...I mean-I wanted to-um-I...just…”
Instead of waiting for him to finish his stuttering, she gripped the back of his head and kissed him back. Now it was his turn to be surprised. But the feeling of surprise faded away. Slowly, he melted into the kiss, closing his eyes. He was kissing the other Ninja. Even if he was in blistering pain, he wouldn’t be able to tell. All he could focus on were her lips on his; how her hand slid down from his head and down his neck to rest awkwardly on his chest. Randy’s heart was racing and faster and faster and the other Ninja was just everything to him at that moment. After a while, he opened his opened his mouth and licked her lips, begging for an entrance. He wanted to taste her so badly. Hesitantly, she opened her mouth, granting his request. He kissed the other Ninja…
Deep.
The kind of kiss that happened in movies your parents didn’t want you watching. This time, his tongue was tasting a lot more than just her skin and even though some of it is the first few items on the lunch menu, it’s purely the other Ninja. He felt the other Ninja grin a bit as she leaned into him and started to lick back at his lapping tongue.
That’s when he realized something. The other Ninja wasn’t his rival anymore. She was his lover. He felt like was made for her. Made for this exact reason; to kiss her in the middle of the school’s hallway.
Just as he was about to go a step further, a voice startled him.
“(F/N)?! What the juice?!”, Debbie said, interrupting them.
Wait...Debbie?
He quickly pulled away from the the other Ninja, becoming aware that Theresa and Debbie de-stanked and were watching them make out. Embarrassment took over him and he did not like that feeling one bit.
“This isn’t what it looks like!”, he called out, instinctively. He knew that excuse would never work, especially in a time like this. He could tell they didn’t believe him. Debbie looked completely disgusted and Theresa covered her mouth as her whole face became red. She looked like she was smiling.
“Is...is it ok if you do that again?”, she asked in a quiet and polite voice. “That was actually kinda...hot…” Her face was even redder than before.
Debbie lightly punched her, indicating that she wanted her to stop.
“Really Theresa? Just...really?”, she asked.
“Well, it was! That’s the kind of thing that makes me wanna write fanfiction!”, Theresa replied.
The she pointed at him and the other Ninja (which he now assumed was (F/N)).
“Look! They even have a spit trail coming off of their mouths!”, she said excitedly.
Confused, Randy looked down at his mouth, only to find a trail of saliva connecting his mouth to (F/N)’s mouth.
Wided eyed in discomfiture, he tried to talk himself out of it.
“Uh...I...I...SMOKEBOMB!”, he said, his face red, wanting to get away as fast as he could. Weird thoughts then filled his head. All he could think about was how awkward it was going to be the next time he saw (F/N).
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You stayed where you were as Theresa and Debbie walked up to you. You looked down at the ground, knowing that they would probably make fun of you now that you weren’t friends.
“I know what you’re gonna say.”, you said in a soft and shameful voice. “You’re gonna tell me that you don’t want to be my friends anymore.”
You sighed.
“I...I understand if you hate me now. I was being such a jerktastic shoob.”, you said, fighting to hold back the tears.
But instead of laughing at you, they did something else.
They pulled you into a group hug.
You looked at them, shocked. They actually forgave you?!
“Hey, no worries.”, Theresa said.
“Yeah, all friends have their fights.”, Debbie agreed.
You couldn’t believe what you were hearing.
“So...so you guys still want to be my friends?”, you asked. You couldn’t hold back the tears any longer.
They hugged you tighter.
“Duh! Of course we do! We’re not letting a little fight get in the way of our friendship!”, Theresa squealed.
You smiled widely as you teared up.
“Th-thank you so much! I thought I lost you two!”, you said, hugging them back.
After a while you all broke out of the hug.
“So...about you and the other Ninja...are you two a thing now? You’re not rivals anymore?”, Debbie asked.
You smiled and blushed as you thought of the kiss you had with him. Guess that made you two a couple, right?
“Yeah...at least, I think so.”, you said.
“Ahhhhh! That’s so cute!”, Theresa squealed.
You giggled a bit. Good ol’ Theresa. You then put your arms around their shoulders, realizing how much shoobed up cheese happened today.
“How about we take a break from all of this drama?”
They both nodded and smiled as you dropped a smokebomb.
Little did you know, Randy was watching you from a distance.